I let the mouse go outside ofc
I haven’t been a vegetarian for 13 years for nothing :3
UMMM I HEARD NOISES COMING FROM THE KITCHEN AND LOOK IN MY DUSTBUSTER AND….
I would have perfect eyeliner on a day where I’m just inviting friends over to drink beer on my roof
Instead of having a crush on a living human, punch yourself right in the fucking face for the same effect
*loud hissing noises*